Hammer Haiku
This is a series of haikus I made in 2021 for Instagram during Covid. You can check out the whole series at my ig: invisiblism
Traditionally a haiku has strict rules; 17 syllables, over three lines arranged 5-7-5. I’ve tried (but mostly failed) to stick to this. My second rule was that the three lines must contain references to three genres; Horror comics, 80s VHS, and internet porn.
Lo-Brow Hi-Ku.
Welcome to Sneaky Peaks
Men Only Nudist Resort
Free Cocktail Sausage
Tit 4 Tat
Topless Cheerleader Assassins
Vengeance Served Hot
Monster Muscle Messiah
and the Deranged Disciples of Doom
Revelations, Incantations, Devastation.
Freaky Alien Atrocity
Teenage Cannibal Summer Camp
Foreign Language: Subtitles
Inquisitive Intern…
Do Not Touch.
Bang.
Bisexual Vampire
Hot Tub, in a
Mysterious Fog
Giant Amateur Housewife
High on a Hill
With a Lonely Goatherd
Godzilla vs
Headless Horseman of the Apocalypse vs
Anal Time Machine
Man Overboard
Unfathomable Depths
Insatiable Desires
Men of Chippendales
24-Hour Non-Stop Strip-a-Thon on Ice
Climaxing in an Emotional Breakdown
The Island of Shrieking Skulls
Lose 10kg or Your Money Back
Includes Slaughter of Innocents
Rated R
In the Car
With Dracular
Heiress’ Horror!
Horny Husband & Hot Handyman
Hardcore Hotel Hijinks
Butthole Back in Time
Man Eating Plant
Joyride to Hell
Soap, Sponges and Sodomy
Exclusive Limousine
Carwash Cult